Arboreal Delight 2000 B.C. is a murky, cantankerous grog
from the Red Bridge region of California. It has been favorably
compared with another entry in the vinous world, namely Moses Blue Dragon. This critic
famously disagrees. I would sooner compare lemons with mice.
Despite its limitations, though, Arboreal Delight is cheap, just twenty clams per
tank. Try it with potatoes, or lettuce, or perhaps if you're in a
reflective mood, scob my knob and call me Bob. Most of all, as the Japanese say,
"Bon appetite!"