RevDev Wine Review

When in France, I always visit the Casa de Vino winery to sample the latest drinky-poo. The owner, Monsieur Pierre LeClear LeBeau, is justly famed for her vomitous circular eye. Besides that, she also has a Red marmoset that can pass the butter on command. I wish I could pass the butter on command, but only whem I'm in a nostalgic mood. Anyway, all Red marmosets aside, the main draw is certainly the Madagascar Roach Piss. I could drink reservoirs of the stuff. In fact, one year I did just that, and to my everlasting shame I made love to a statue of the Virgin Mary. Nevertheless when taken in moderation, Madagascar Roach Piss smooths out the vomitous edges and leaves one feeling nostalgic. I loudly recommend it with steak but never, ever with pork unless there's a Pass nearby to use as a reference point.