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Here are some selected articles.

1. October 25, 1999.AT LEAST HE DIDN'T HIT ON THE ANDREWS SISTERS  

2. October 29, 1999.I LEFT MY WITS IN SAN FRANCISCO  

3. November 1, 1999.SEASON-DEPRIVED GROUP DEMANDS END TO HATE  

4. November 12, 1999.PANDA FRAUD SCANDAL REVEALED  

5. November 19, 1999.BUT DOES ANYTHING GROW WHEN HE LIES?  

6. November 22, 1999.CRASH TAPE TRANSCRIPTS REVEAL A 3-HOUR TOUR  

7. November 29, 1999.GORILLA FRAUD REVEALED  

8. December 1, 1999.MIRACLE CURE FOR HSING HSING  

9. December 3, 1999.IRISH ENVOY SEEKS PEACE IN SEATTLE  

10. December 6, 1999.COMPANY ISSUES TOY RECALL  

11. December 8, 1999.U.S. FINALLY DECLARES WAR ON NORTH KOREA  

12. December 13, 1999.RENO ADDS "EVERY-DAMN-BODY" TO MICROSOFT SUIT  

13. December 15, 1999.MIRACLE CUBAN BOY TO FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES  

14. December 16, 1999.CHILD ADVOCATES PROTEST AGAINST GIANT TOY COMPANY  

15. December 17, 1999.WOMAN'S SNATCH PRAISED  

16. December 20, 1999.NASA PAYROLL "LOST IN SPACE"  

17. December 22, 1999.NASA REPORTS FAINT CONTACT WITH PAYROLL  

18. December 29, 1999.GRUESOME CORPSE DISRUPTS AVOO-DORAY FESTIVAL  

19. January 17, 2000.RIP VAN TURNER AWAKENS FROM LONG COMA  

20. January 17, 2000.WHICH OFFICER DO YOU WANT TO BE TODAY?  

21. January 19, 2000.WHITNEY HITS HAWAII "HIGH" NOTE  

22. January 24, 2000.WHO, INDEED, WANTS TO KNOW?  

23. January 31, 2000.RESPECTED REPORTER ARRESTED FOR VANDALISM  

24. February 2, 2000.GORE INVENTS NEW CRICKET  

25. February 7, 2000.SQUIRREL-SOOTHER EXONERATED BY KIDDIE LAWYERS  

26. February 9, 2000.ALBRIGHT PREPARES FOR PUTIN GET-ACQUAINTED SESSION  

27. February 14, 2000.SMILE, YOU HAVE TWO HOURS TO MEET OUR DEMANDS  

28. February 28, 2000.UNTIPPED WAITRESS CALM IN FACE OF CALAMITY  

29. February 28, 2000.PARENTS LOSE MINDS AT DAUGHTER'S WEDDING  

30. March 1, 2000.PROTESTERS GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE  

31. March 3, 2000.FRENCHMAN GETS CALL TO ARMS  

32. March 8, 2000.PRODUCER PANS FOR COMEDY GOLD  

33. March 10, 2000.NEW CHEESE FINDINGS SOFTEN NASA SCREW-UPS  

34. March 22, 2000.CHUCKLES REIGN AT MURDER INDICTMENT  

35. March 27, 2000.TINY MONKEYS SCREW UP EVOLUTION CHARTS  

36. April 10, 2000.CAR WASH MURDERS LEAVE POLICE CLUELESS, SPOTLESS  

37. July 5, 2000.WOMAN'S SUBWAY DEATH ALMOST LIKE THE SANDRA BULLOCK MOVIE  

38. July 21, 2000.BASTARDS PROTEST CLINTON REMARK  

39. July 27, 2000.PHYSICIAN REQUIRED TO PROPERLY SLICKEN WILLIE AT CONVENTION  

40. October 23, 2000.ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR GARTH  

41. November 13, 2000.MENSA ADOPTS NEW BUTTERFLY ENTRANCE EXAM  

42. November 20, 2000.GREENPEACE WARNS WHALES OF IMPENDING DOOM  

43. November 27, 2000.CHENEY ILLNESS PROMPTS THANKSGIVING TRUCE  

44. November 30, 2000.BERRA SUES OVER THEFT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY  

45. December 7, 2000.HOLIDAY ALERT: DANGERS LURK IN MALLS  

46. December 22, 2000.PUSSIES WRECK MY INVESTMENTS  

47. February 12, 2001.BOWLING ALLEY BOWLING ALLEY BOWLING ALLEY BOWLING ALLEY  

48. March 1, 2001.MILITARY RECONSIDERS UNTRAINED BOOB POLICY  

49. March 8, 2001.KID REFUSES TO SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS  Alert! Original version here.  

50. March 23, 2001.LIBERAL HOT AIR SOLVES ENERGY CRISIS  

51. April 5, 2001.BABS SELLS ANTIQUES, BROLIN, FOR CHARITY  

52. November 12, 2001.AFGHAN SHIT DEPLETED; PENTAGON SETS SITES ON STUFFING  

53. February 4, 2002.MAN SUES OVER BESMIRCHMENT OF OWN BRITCHES  

54. July 2, 2002.JUDGE ENTERS PLEA, DENOUNCES U.S. DEVILS  

55. August 13, 2002.I'M WARNING YOU, DICK CLARK, DON'T POINT AT ME...